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Valentines Day 2017 Jokes
During college, I worked on 
a conveyor belt. One day, I was 
on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.

“I work at the end of a belt,” I said.
With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?”

Every Valentine’s Day our campus newspaper has a section for student messages. Last year my roommate surprised his girlfriend with roses and dinner at a fancy restaurant. When they returned from their date, she leafed through the paper to see if he had written a note to her. Near the bottom of one page she found: “Bonnie—What are you looking here for? Aren’t dinner and flowers enough? Love, Scott.”—Contributed by Richard B. Blackwell
Valentines Day Jokes
Girl: I can't be your Valentine for medical reasons.
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah, you make me sick!

Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.

If it is not Valentine’s Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"

A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me, and I will become a beautiful princess.” The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?” “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”

Pappu: You are loved by me!
Woman: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I will also die for you personally.
Woman:  Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can not stay without you.
Lady: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I also purchased you personally a band.
Woman: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

Four girls residing in the community were asked to your celebration. These were-were discussing in regards to the dress they'd use for the party. They eventually made a decision to pick the color that fits using their husband's hair color. The first girl advised, 'I'll move with crimson as my husband's hair was colored by him crimson.' The next girl stated, 'I consistently favor dark as my husband's hair color is not generally white!'. The next girl said, 'Yeah, then I do choose to opt for the gown that was yellowish as my husband's hair has blond hair!' (that was yellowish). The next girl was peaceful. All the additional insisted the fourth woman about her colour that was favorite.
  • The fourth woman said,' I was thinking a great deal but can not pick any colour although, because my husband is hairless, I can not wear any gown!'
  •  Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day
  • Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
  • Never sign a Valentine with your own name. ~Charles Dickens
  • Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day

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